Microfiction Monday is hosted by Susan at Stony River. She posts and illustration and we try to think of a story to go with it. The catch is that entire story has to be 140 tweetable characters or fewer. The count includes spaces and punctuation. It's short, it's pithy, and it's a lot of fun. So join us!
This week's illustration:
No, Anthopologie's line of Under Armor.
Oh dude, you're so . . .